if u smell good, we cool
IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY
when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
Flirting with you via liking all the photos on your instagram except the one with your boyfriend
If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.
“Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?”
“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”
“Fucking brilliant, Jim.”