dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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(Source: hoebutmadefashion)

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

realizinq:

Flirting with you via liking all the photos on your instagram except the one with your boyfriend

(Source: realizinq)

vincentvangoth:

when u get no homework on the weekend

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sh4rki:

If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.

“Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?”

“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”

“Fucking brilliant, Jim.” 

(Source: patientlights)

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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