• Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
  • ashazzminscreed:

    omfgcate:

    dqdbpb:

    we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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    #ITS GONNA BE MAY

    HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

    attmosphere:

    When he whips out the d and it’s small
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    marginalising:

    NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

    (Source: jdandachi)

    folk-punk:

    dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss